More Heine's Humor

Steve Heine has been saving some of his favorite jokes to share with fellow North Siders.  If you have any jokes you would like to share with your classmates, please send to Steve Heine


Steve Heine Jokes

  • The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything."
  • R.I.P. boiled water.  You will be mist.
  • I used to hate facial hair, but then it gew on me.                
  • What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?  An orca-stra.
  • When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble


More Steve Heine Jokes

  • Don’t tell secrets in corn fields.  Too many ears around.
  • What is this movie about?  It is about 2 hours long.
  • Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?  There was nothing left but de Brie.
  • What time did the man go to the dentist?  Tooth hurt-y.
  • Ben & Jerry really need to improve their operation.  The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
  • A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.  He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
  • Why do crabs never give to charity?  Because they’re shellfish.
  • Why did the “A” go to the bathroom and come out as an “E”?  Because he had a vowel movement.



There will be more to come. ha ha ha!!!!!!!