
North Side High School
Class Of 1963

Make You Smile
Some things to make you smile:
- You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.
- One minute you’re young and fun. And the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
- One day you’ll be able to tell your grandkids “I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020.”
- There’s nothing scarier than the split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think “THEY ARE GOING TO FIND ME NAKED.”
- You’re not fat, you’re just…easier to see.
- Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave—I say I’m having a very good day.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers
- A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves. J Robson Koenig
- I started out with nothing…I still have most of it.
- This “killing them with kindness” is taking way longer than I expected.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Will Rogers
- Want to know what God thinks of money? Look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker
- They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. Clint Eastwood
- He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. Molly Ivins
- I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Demetri Martin
- For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Anonymous
- Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. Yogi Berra
- It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. Charlie Chaplin
- I’d like to live like a poor man—only with lots of money. Pablo Picasso
- When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it. Clarence Darrow
Compliment of Bizwaremagic’s Funny Quote
Thank you Patty Mills Lydy for sharing
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